Why didn’t I take the job at GS or LB?
BECAUSE I AM AN IDEALISTIC IDIOT THAT WILL BE PAYING THE PRICE FOR MY STUPIDITY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Kids, when your family, friends, & teachers tell you to do what you want, tell them to f*ck off. When you’re getting the 1 million dollar bonus and banging a different girl every night of the week (maybe even different ones on the same night) and have more disposable income in a year then most people see in a lifetime and can hide it offshore bank accounts… that’s when you’ll be laughing.
The hardest hit will be the salespeople dealing with mortgage-backed securities, according to Options Group director Eric Moskowitz. Their average bonus will be about $1 million compared with $2 million last year
Awwh, shucks only a million dollars this year…
